Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Lawyer Called Witness

A lawyer in a small town called as a witness an older milf woman. He asked that she sat and said:
- Mrs. Jones, Do you know me?
The milf woman replied:
- I know you, Mr Williams. I know the Lord, since you were a small boy. Unfortunately you become a big disappointment for me. You lies, cheats on your wife, manipulates people and backbites them. Yes, I know you. - Milf ended.
The lawyer grew dumb. Did not know what to do so he asked sharply:
- Mrs. Jones, Do you know accused's defender?
- Yes, I know him. - Milf replied. - I know Mr. Bradley since was a little boy. I was his patron. And he disappointed me too. He is lazy, intolerant and abuses alcohol. He is not able to maintain normal relationships. Yes, I know him. - Milf ended.
At this point the judge asked people in room for silence and called both lawyers. Speaking very softly he threatened them:
- If any of you ask this woman whether she knows me I will punish you!