Very Religious Woman

A very religious woman named Milf lived near the river. One day the river poured from the trough and covered the entire city. Milf went home on the roof of the building. When so sitting some boat swam up and some guy offered to take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf. - God will take care of me.
And when guy heard this he swam away. Meanwhile the water level rose. Another boat swam up and the owner suggested that will take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf. - God will take care of me.
Again the boat swam away and the water level rose so that Milf had to enter the chimney. To the home of Milf flew up a helicopter and a woman inside has proposed that she will take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf.
- Are you sure? - Asked the woman.
- Yes, I am sure. God will take care of me.
The helicopter flew away and the water level rose so that the house was completely flooded. Milf drowned and went to heaven. In heaven she met face to face with God.
- You said that you will take care of me. What happened? - Milf asked.
- I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else do you expect from me? - said God.