Almost Totally Blind Woman

In one city lived the milf woman who was almost totally blind. She had three sons who wanted to prove which is the best for her.

The first son bought a residence with 15 rooms. He believed that this is the best thing that any of them could offer her.

The second son bought a limousine and rented some chauffeur. He believed that in this way he will gain her approval.

The third son wanted to be original. He bought a parrot and planned to train her for many years to remember the entire Bible. The milf mother could ask the bird for any line and the parrot could recite it word after word.

The milf woman called the first of her sons and said:
- My son, this house is great. But it is too big for me. I live in one room. The residence is too big to be clean and care for it. I do not really need this new house but thank you that wanted to take care of me.

Then Milf stood in front of the other and said:
- My son, the car is beautiful. But I can not drive and do not want to be transported by the chauffeur.

Then Milf came up to the third of the sons and said:
- Son, I want to thank you for your concern. This chicken was delicious.

Christmas Tree Tradition

It happened a long time ago. Santa Claus was preparing an annual journey but at each step he faced problems. Four of his milf elves were sick and the other milf elves did not produce toys as fast as was necessary. Santa Claus was nervous that will not manage to do it on time.

When he went to harness reindeer noticed that three of them are pregnant and two jumped the fence and escaped somewhere. When he began to load the sleigh a board cracked and a toy bag fell to the ground and the content spilled out.

Frustrated Santa Claus came to the cottage to drink a coffee and something more powerful. When he approached the kitchen cabinet noticed that the milf elves hid his liqueur. Even more frustrated dropped a cup of coffee which crashed into hundreds of pieces. He went to take the broom and found that the mouse ate straw which was made.

Suddenly the door bell called and Santa Claus cursed violently. When he opened the door saw a small milf angel with some great Christmas tree. The milf angel said happily:
- Merry Christmas, St. Nicholas. Is not a lovely day? I have a beautiful Christmas tree for you. Is not this tree beautiful? What would you like me to do with it?

In this way arose the tradition placing some small milf angel on the top of the Christmas tree.

Very Religious Woman

A very religious woman named Milf lived near the river. One day the river poured from the trough and covered the entire city. Milf went home on the roof of the building. When so sitting some boat swam up and some guy offered to take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf. - God will take care of me.
And when guy heard this he swam away. Meanwhile the water level rose. Another boat swam up and the owner suggested that will take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf. - God will take care of me.
Again the boat swam away and the water level rose so that Milf had to enter the chimney. To the home of Milf flew up a helicopter and a woman inside has proposed that she will take her.
- There is no need - replied Milf.
- Are you sure? - Asked the woman.
- Yes, I am sure. God will take care of me.
The helicopter flew away and the water level rose so that the house was completely flooded. Milf drowned and went to heaven. In heaven she met face to face with God.
- You said that you will take care of me. What happened? - Milf asked.
- I sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else do you expect from me? - said God.